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How to Become an Evil Wizard in the Middle Ages: The Secrets of Picatrix

Could you learn magic and become a powerful and evil wizard? In the Middle Ages, you could—if you had a copy of Picatrix.

Picatrix is the title of one of the medieval world’s most fascinating treatises—a book that offers a wide variety of magical spells and creations, including summoning spirits, building talismans, and concocting cures (or causes) for many ailments. It was originally an Arabic text, known as Ghayat al-Hakim, dating from the eleventh century, but by the thirteenth century it was translated into Spanish and then Latin, gaining the name Picatrix. By the late Middle Ages, the work had become very popular throughout Europe, with manuscript copies kept in libraries in Oxford, Paris, Florence, and Kraków.

While some thought Picatrix was just silly superstition, others believed it was a dangerous text. Even in more modern times, one can find people wary of it and wanting to keep it away from the general public. It is certainly a strange work for today’s readers—and a creepy one—as it offers magical spells ranging from mind control to environmental destruction.

If you do want to become an evil wizard, Picatrix has a lot to offer, although it requires plenty of odd paraphernalia, including human and animal body parts and fluids. Here are some of the very evil things that you can do with Picatrix:

Create a Wasteland

If fantasy novels are correct, evil wizards like to live in barren lands, far from other people. Picatrix offers a spell to get that kind of living arrangement by driving your neighbours away. The curse involves using the fluid from a pig’s brain to draw figures onto a thin lead sheet. Do this:

On the day and hour of Saturn with the second face of Capricorn ascending with Saturn standing in it. Place the thin sheet in the place that you desire to be depopulated. The harmful power of Saturn will flow into it, and it will never be populated for as long as the thin sheet shall stand there.

One Ring to Rule Them All?

Picatrix devotes many of its pages to astrological magic, and to the power of the planets in particular (in the medieval world, the planets were Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, the Sun, Venus, Mercury, and the Moon). You could make use of these planets through various metals and minerals and create rings with magical abilities. For example, the book advises one to create a ring for Saturn using turquoise and lead, and to inscribe on it an image of a man riding a dragon, wielding a sickle or a scythe. If you wear the ring, then:

The spirits that dwell in the dark and obscure places will be well-disposed to the wearer; bulls will assist the wearer. Even profound secrets, humans, scorpions, serpents, mice, all the reptiles upon the earth, and all the operations of Saturn will be revealed to the wearer.

Picatrix does warn you that the wearer of a Saturn ring must not enter dark places or eat dilled meats.

Shapeshifting

The text credits this spell to the people of India, adding that they have long kept it a secret. The first part involves mixing a man’s semen with that of an animal and placing it into a container. Then place the container into excrement for three days.

When this is finished, remove it and you will find the likeness of the animal in the container. Take it out and put it into sesame oil, which you will leave aside for three days. The animal will absorb this oil. While it is still alive, grind it up into that oil. If you light a lamp and anoint someone’s face with it, they will appear in the shape of the animal whose semen you used.

Dangerous Elixirs

Evil wizards probably need a lot of poisons, and Picatrix has many, many recipes for them—all of which require strange ingredients. There are those that use pig sweat, donkey brains, monkey grease, and even black cats’ urine. Perhaps the most sinister of all is a concoction created with a toad. The text explains that you need to:

Stretch it out on its stomach over a post. Affix each foot with a nail. Then hit it with a long stick. Little by little, it will swell up while getting angry, and it will spew forth a triple venom with a triple color. Place a dish under it and catch it. Finally, get rid of the toad. Letters, food, and other such things are deadly when anointed with this. When you set the venom to ferment in a lead vase, it will become stronger. If you distill the fermented venom, it will penetrate more. If you extract the essence from it, it will be suited to your work. If someone puts a drop in hot water, it will work wondrously.

The Higher Power

Calling upon the powers of various spirits is another common practice for evil wizards. Picatrix has something similar in offering prayers to the planets to gain their support in one’s ventures. The book notes that each planet is more effective when dealing with certain groups of people—you would call upon Saturn’s help against farmers and fathers, the Sun against physicians and philosophers, and the Moon with kings and toll keepers. Mars is described as a particularly bad planet that creates pain and suffering, and is “the author of evil things.” Picatrix offers a long prayer to it, which begins:

O Mars, you who are of the nature of blazing fire; an author of wars and toils; a crusher of noblemen and deposer of their offices and ranks; an igniter of fury, ire and wicked will in the hearts of evil men… Now I seek from you that you protect and defend me, who is joined with you in all this. You are strong, hot and potent in your works and do not withdraw from whoever seeks and entreats you. I beg you by all your names, manners, works, motions, and the paths present in your sphere, by your light and by the power of your domination and rule that you pay attention to me and heed my petition.

Mirror, Mirror

One of the most powerful artefacts that can be created with Picatrix is a magic mirror. It needs to be made with gold or gilded silver, and fashioning it is a complex affair—among the items you need are a woman’s hair (from both her comb and her clothes), silk, bramble branches, incense, blood, and your own semen. It also requires the names of seven stars, seven angels, and seven winds inscribed onto it. If all of this is done correctly, the power of this mirror is immense:

If you gaze into that mirror and guard it well, know that through it you will bring together men, winds, spirits, demons, the living, and the dead. All shall be obedient to you and heed your command… You will thereby have power over winds, humans, and demons, and you will do what you wish. When you are washed and clean, call them; they will come to you obediently. Do this above a basin or any clean vessel full of water. There you will behold the fulfillment of what you sought.

It should be noted that the writings of Picatrix have yet to actually help any wizards, good or evil—at least to our knowledge. But this is a fascinating medieval text that offers insight into the beliefs people had at the time about what was magical, and what magic could be used for.

You can now read the English translation of this text, by Dan Attrell and David Porreca in Picatrix: A Medieval Treatise on Astral Magic, published by Penn State University Press. Click here to learn more about it or buy this book from Amazon.com

Top Image: A 14th-century fragment of the Picatrix – Library of Congress