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Bah! Humbug! Complaining about holiday gifts 1600 years ago

Christmas has long been associated with gift-giving, but one suspects that Asterius of Amasea would not like seeing all those presents under the Christmas tree!

Asterius had become the Bishop of this city in northern Turkey in the late fourth century, a time when Christianity had overtaken the Roman pagan religions. However, for many people, the Christian holidays of the Christmas season were still blurred with the Roman holidays of Saturnalia and Kalends. For his New Year’s sermon in the year 400, Asterius complained about how these Roman practices were still being celebrated, especially gift-giving. Here is what he had to say about that:

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Oh, the absurdity of it! All stalk about open-mouthed, hoping to receive something from one another. Those who have given are dejected; those who have received a gift do not retain it, for the present is handed on from one to another, and he who received it from an inferior gives it to a superior. The money of this festival is as unstable as the ball of boys at play, for it is passed quickly on from me to my neighbor. It is but a new form of bribery and servility, having inevitably linked with it the element of necessity. For the more eminent and respectable man shames one into giving. A person of lower rank asks outright, and it all moves by degrees toward the pockets of the most eminent men. And you may see just such a thing as happens in the confluence of waters. There a streamlet melts into and mingles its waters with one larger than itself, and it, in turn, loses itself in one still more copious, and many small streams joined together to become part of the neighboring river; this again, of another greater still, and so on, one joining another, until the last one brings the waters to rest in the depth and breadth of the sea.

This is misnamed a feast, being full of annoyance; since going out-of-doors is burdensome, and staying within doors is not undisturbed. For the common vagrants and the jugglers of the stage, dividing themselves into squads and hordes, hang about every house. The gates of public officials they besiege with especial persistence, actually shouting and clapping their hands until he that is beleaguered within, exhausted, throws out to them whatever money he has and even what is not his own. And these mendicants going from door to door follow one after another, and, until late in the evening, there is no relief from this nuisance. For crowd succeeds crowd, and shout, shout, and loss, loss.

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Such is this delectable feast, the source of debt and usury, the occasion of poverty, the beginning of misfortunes. And if a man becomes prosperous by honest industry, incredible as that may seem, and not by the craft of the usurer, even he is dragged along as one who has failed to pay the royal taxes; he weeps like one whose goods are confiscated, and he laments like a man who falls among thieves. He is dogged, he is flogged, and if there be in the house any little thing for the support of his wife and wretched children, this he lets go, and sits him down hungry with his whole family on this glorious feast-day. A new law this, of evil custom, that annoyance be celebrated as a feast, and man’s want be called a festival!

This festival teaches even the little children, artless and simple, to be greedy, and accustoms them to go from house to house and to offer novel gifts, fruits covered with silver tinsel. For these they receive in return gifts double their value, and thus the tender minds of the young begin to be impressed with that which is commercial and sordid.

It seems that his admonishments never did convince Christians to abandon their gift-giving habits. You can read more of this sermon and others given by Asterius of Amasea from Early Christian Writings.

Click here to read Seven Medieval Christmas Traditions

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